I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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