Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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