ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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