Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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