I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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