I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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