Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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