Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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