I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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