We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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