yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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