that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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