She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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