flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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