is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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