Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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