Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
pray to the hookup gods
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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