Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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