I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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