he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I see more hoeing in ur future
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