I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Is it penis luge time yet?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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