On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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