I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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