Don't you send me to vm
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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