ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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