I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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