so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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