Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
