I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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