Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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