how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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