To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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