I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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