if i can run in heels then i can drive
someone get that fucking seahorse.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Randomize
