Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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