Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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