Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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