k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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