are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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