Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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