): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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