am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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