She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
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