I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize