On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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