Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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