I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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