Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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