It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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