ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i've created a new STD.
sex in a hospital.. check
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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