got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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