well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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