don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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