i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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