He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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